she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Randomize
