I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
There's always time for handjobs
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
