There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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