we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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