Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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