i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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