idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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