Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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