Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just pee around me
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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