I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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