like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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