Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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