alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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