her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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