why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
