But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
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