worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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