it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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