tell your sister to shave her snatch
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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