Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
