im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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