shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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