So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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