I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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