I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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