They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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