i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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