You're completely useless in the revolution.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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