i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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