where does the pee come out of this thing
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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