White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
and you fell through a lawn chair
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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