Hey man sorry I got all grabby
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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