I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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