In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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