I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
i now understand why vodka
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
