Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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