People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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