WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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