that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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