Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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