She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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