I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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