used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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