i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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