Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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