There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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