I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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