Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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