This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
