quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
So much rum. So many feels.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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