I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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