belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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