i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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