I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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