At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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