Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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