In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
where does the pee come out of this thing
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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