Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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