Just mADE A PArabola og urine
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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