Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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